BAFA', Grossman!
Hey goombahs and amici,
Your pal, Joey C (that's me) is very upset these days. Ever since that "asino" Grossman singlehandedly messed up THE game last Sunday, I have not been all that happy. Concetta is now upset with ME for being upset over the game. Do you know how this deal affected my CREW? Dio mio! This is not about just football. It's about Chicago, Da Bears, a way of life, and BUSINESS!
I shoulda been in Chi that day at Ditka's - or maybe over in Pepper Park having a beef sandwich with the boys. Anything woulda been better than watching that nightmare from a warm climate. The only good part was that I was eating a gelato and having an espresso at this little joint "The Chocolate Cafe".
God love the owner, the gelato was better than in Italia and I'm taking people over there this week. But I've gotta get outta my bad mood, for sure.
WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY WAS GROSSMAN DOING OUT THERE? WHY DID LOVIE ALLOW THIS?
Grossman needs to get bounced. Let some other outfit take him. I've got enough agida to last me 100 years. I need a Brioschi again. Since Sunday, I'm slugging Brioschi like it's vino. If you don't what Brioschi is, you need to go buy some at an Italian deli. In Chicago, I think you can get it at Dominics Foods.
The only good thing I can look forward to now is baseball season starting in a couple of months. Ah, the Cubbies! It's about the game, y'know? Maybe this year SOMEBODY will do SOMETHING to get rid of that curse. Imagine that - a mal'occhio on a baseball team. And they say we Italiani are nasty! Hah!
Your pal, Joey C (that's me) is very upset these days. Ever since that "asino" Grossman singlehandedly messed up THE game last Sunday, I have not been all that happy. Concetta is now upset with ME for being upset over the game. Do you know how this deal affected my CREW? Dio mio! This is not about just football. It's about Chicago, Da Bears, a way of life, and BUSINESS!
I shoulda been in Chi that day at Ditka's - or maybe over in Pepper Park having a beef sandwich with the boys. Anything woulda been better than watching that nightmare from a warm climate. The only good part was that I was eating a gelato and having an espresso at this little joint "The Chocolate Cafe".
God love the owner, the gelato was better than in Italia and I'm taking people over there this week. But I've gotta get outta my bad mood, for sure.
WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY WAS GROSSMAN DOING OUT THERE? WHY DID LOVIE ALLOW THIS?
Grossman needs to get bounced. Let some other outfit take him. I've got enough agida to last me 100 years. I need a Brioschi again. Since Sunday, I'm slugging Brioschi like it's vino. If you don't what Brioschi is, you need to go buy some at an Italian deli. In Chicago, I think you can get it at Dominics Foods.
The only good thing I can look forward to now is baseball season starting in a couple of months. Ah, the Cubbies! It's about the game, y'know? Maybe this year SOMEBODY will do SOMETHING to get rid of that curse. Imagine that - a mal'occhio on a baseball team. And they say we Italiani are nasty! Hah!
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